Yesterday I stopped at a Motorway Service station to go to the toilet. I'd just got sat down and a voice said 'Hi how are you?'. I was a bit taken aback and usually shy but to be polite I said 'I'm fine thank you'. Then the other person said 'What are you up to?' I thought 'what sort of a question is that?' but seeing as I'd already joined the conversation, I said 'Oh just travelling like you'. At this point I'm zipping up and trying to get out of there as fast as I can, and the voice said 'Can I come over?' Oh right! this is getting really weird, so I'm glancing up at the adjoining toilet wall and said 'No I'm pretty busy right now'. Then I heard the voice saying nervously. 'Listen I'll have to call you back, there's some idiot in the next toilet who keeps answering all my questions.
Mobile phones should be banned in small places.