Now-Agra

[marval]

After several disastrous attempts to synchronise his own and his wife's libido with the delayed-action effects of Viagra, Tom the Bus Driver was delighted to hear about a new product called Now-Agra.

Each pill came with strict instructions; 'To be taken only immediately before sex'.

So Tom phoned his wife - who was equally hungry for some satisfactory action - and arranged to be home by six that evening.

Whilst he was finishing his day's work she had a long soak in a luxurious bubble bath, listened to her favourite music, and was truly relaxed and ready when the clock struck six.

When he wasn't home by eight she was really teed off, and by nine she was beginning to worry.

Tom came home sheepishly at ten, looking absolutely shattered.

"What happened?" his wife asked.

He said, "Well, I got back to the depot on time and the Inspector asked me to park the bus at the back of the garage.

I thought a few minutes wouldn't make any difference so I said yes.

Then I took out the pill, and somehow, after all our other problems, I thought I ought to give it time to 'kick in'. So I took it there and then."

"And," his wife asked

"Well I've only just managed to get out from under the steering wheel."

[ChillDoubt]

I once asked my GP for Viagra eye drops.......because I wanted to look hard.

[Patsy33]

Poor man must be all stiff...