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Rondy | 12:43 Thu 29th Dec 2022 | Jokes
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My mate's new year resolution is to quit his 2 bad habits: Smoking and masturbating.

It's gonna be hard because he's a 20 a day man...

And he smokes like a chimney!
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I went for a walk last night and saw a giant apple turnover just lying in the gutter.

Just down the road, there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the corner there was a 2 story Chocolate sundae.

I thought to myself, "the streets are strangely desserted tonight".
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