Another old joke.

[Cowtipper]

A rancher out west was out tending the farm one day when a shiny red convertible wheeled in the drive followed by a cloud of dust. The man in the car says "If I tell you how many head of cattle you have out here would you give me a calf?"

The rancher was a bit taken back but he says "I 'spose so."

The man in the car whips out his laptop and in a few minutes he announces "You have 1253 head. Is that right?"

"Yup" Says the rancher "Here's your calf."

The rancher says "If I tell you what you do for a living can I have my calf back?" "Sure" says the guy in the car.

"You're a politician." To which the man replied, "Wow, how did you know that?"

"You answered a question I didn't ask, for an answer I already knew, and you wanted something in return for it. Now can I have my dog back?"

[starone]

Ha-ha. Very good, and how true.

[Old_Geezer]

I think the poitician needed to select the calf for himself didn't he ?

[rojash]

"Now can I have my dog back?"
What dog?

[nightmare]

Rojash,
your question is further evidence to support the view that you should just keep out of the Jokes section

[Baldric]

Tell us a joke rojash.

[wildwood]

(°o°) Love it!!!