The Cuckoo Clock

[missprim]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT'... and he didn't seem bothered in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said,

'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,

then said 'oh Sugar.'

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,

cuckooed another three times, giggled,

cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[WAZZARD]

Thanks for that - I can go to bed laughing !

[Jemisa]

I posted this one a few months back. still funny tho.

jem