Sat. Nav.

[maggiebee]

Wasn't sure where to put this, so CB is as good as any.


I HAVE A SAT.NAV.

I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off!

[Hopkirk]

That made me chuckle, thanks Maggie.

[NoMercy]

Like it.. But on the subject of real sat navs, I'm not talking to mine...

[gness]

Great Maggie. x

[MarkRae]

I love my sat nav.

[Mick-Talbot]

Who on earth would buy a baby a sat nav ?

[NoMercy]

I am a little disenchanted with mine.

[Mick-Talbot]

oh..... read a bit more ....... married from birth . poor sod.

[NoMercy]

Mick, get down off the ceiling. You're making me feel dizzy..

[Hopkirk]

Mine will say 'at the roundabout take the fourth exit', but as soon as I enter the roundabout it says 'turn left'

Stupid thing.

[Mick-Talbot]

I agree with the last sentence.

[Hopkirk]

Oh good

[slinky.kate]

loved it,made me laugh.

[parkie]

My sat-nav obviously came from the same factory as yours maggiebee.

[marval]

I like it

[quinie]

Had to laugh,maggiebee,think my OH has one a bit like that!

[Psybbo]

ok ok I'll give it a rest for a while

lol, thanks maggiebee

[DTCwordfan]

where abouts are you based, maggie? I can't remember.....

[tenrec]

That is so clever, thanks maggie.

[commoner]

....very funny maggie..made me laugh the first time I saw it....seems to be all over the web...good one though!

Even the Enid Blyton Society have it..;-))

[JonnyBoy12]

Wow, a sat nav you can shag! I wish I could do that to mine.

That is what you are all thinking, right, or have I got the wrong end of the stick?