I Went

[marval]

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a D.I.Y. accident. I stuck out like a sore thumb.

My friend has just retired as a transplant surgeon. He touched the hearts of many people.

Our local chemist stopped selling Strepsils, they will be sorely missed.

For sale: clocks with half a face. For a limited time only.

I am writing a book about ‘Allergies and Rashes’. I have started from scratch.

Every evening, my husband puts on a big red robe, gold chains and stupid hat. He then parades around the neighbourhood waving at people for hours. He is becoming a night mayor.

I have just finished my degree in Aerodynamics those chocolate bars take far more effort to make than people think.

I am a voice coach for ‘town-criers’. My business is booming.

I was getting annoyed earlier, every sweet I ate made a little whimpering, moaning sound. That is the last time I buy Whinegums.

I have recently received a degree in delivering mail. I am a post graduate.

[Patsy33]

Brilliant! Lol....

[Shaglene]

I agree.............

[aelmpvw]

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Good joke that...