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Wam, Bam, Bless You, Ma'am! (A True Story)
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Well, hitherto this year I've had a smug satisfaction that I've been completely unaffected by what others describe to be the worst pollen count in many a year. Whilst these poor souls have wept into their handkerchieves, I've sighed exaggeratedly and brushed specks of imaginary dust off my shoulder.
Today we went for a walk around Worcester, ostensibly to admire a historical Cathedral city, but more realistically to seek out a nice real ale / wine to chill out in.
We decided to stop somewhere on the journey home. That somewhere was on the edge of a busy road, flanked on the other side by acres of densely wooded forest. As I sat there waiting for my G&T to arrive ... WHOOSH!
No warning. No foreplay. 0-60 spm (sneezes per minute) in less than 4.8 seconds.
Since arriving home I've had 2 mugs of strong black coffee with honey and whisky (caffeine speeds up the effect of meds, right?), a spoon of raw honey, Cetirizine 2 x 10mg, Tramadol 2 x 50mg, Ibuprofen 600mg, 2 glasses of Merlot and half a glass of some French Vim (sorry, Vin).
No effect whatsoever. Zilch, zero, nada.
Anyway, I've got to dash. The Moscovites are coming in their spaceships and the mother ship has a long-range battered sausage. It's raining talcum powder and chocolate buttons over the W Midlands and I need to fry my donkey.
I love you all so, so much and I'm delighted that Timbuktu won the world cup. Ya.
Today we went for a walk around Worcester, ostensibly to admire a historical Cathedral city, but more realistically to seek out a nice real ale / wine to chill out in.
We decided to stop somewhere on the journey home. That somewhere was on the edge of a busy road, flanked on the other side by acres of densely wooded forest. As I sat there waiting for my G&T to arrive ... WHOOSH!
No warning. No foreplay. 0-60 spm (sneezes per minute) in less than 4.8 seconds.
Since arriving home I've had 2 mugs of strong black coffee with honey and whisky (caffeine speeds up the effect of meds, right?), a spoon of raw honey, Cetirizine 2 x 10mg, Tramadol 2 x 50mg, Ibuprofen 600mg, 2 glasses of Merlot and half a glass of some French Vim (sorry, Vin).
No effect whatsoever. Zilch, zero, nada.
Anyway, I've got to dash. The Moscovites are coming in their spaceships and the mother ship has a long-range battered sausage. It's raining talcum powder and chocolate buttons over the W Midlands and I need to fry my donkey.
I love you all so, so much and I'm delighted that Timbuktu won the world cup. Ya.
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Ummmm, let me give you a clue... OH is being picked up at 05:45. They're off to Wales to play golf.
JD.. au contraire. Whilst that may sound excessive, it's nothing that I haven't had before. I drink coffee en masse for the first hour of the day, painkillers are a qds ritual now and my idea of a "glass" of wine is a splash in the bottom of a very oversized, bulbous glass.
Baldric, cheers :0)
JD.. au contraire. Whilst that may sound excessive, it's nothing that I haven't had before. I drink coffee en masse for the first hour of the day, painkillers are a qds ritual now and my idea of a "glass" of wine is a splash in the bottom of a very oversized, bulbous glass.
Baldric, cheers :0)
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