Has Boris Gone Crackers.

[teacake44]

I did say in one of my threads yesterday I though he had, but the new law, ( one of many) confirms such. If your caught being naughty with your next door neighbour, or someone outside your household in the bedroom, your in big trouble. Not to sure how their going to police this unless they have formed a sex squad to bash your bedroom door down and catch you in the act. Other than that may be it will be similar to the track and trace, so they will need a few more thousand volunteers. You will need to be home 24/7 and have experience of curtain peeping, your curtains must be of the blackout type, and the old net curtain for daytime peeping, should you not have either a voucher can be claimed for Dunelm.

Not sure who's come up with this one, but I can't see it being Boris with his track record, may be Cummings trying to spoil our pleasure time in retaliation. All these new laws are sending me dizzy :0) Boris get your head together and get real.

[SparklyKid]

Darnation, that's me and the merry widow down the road scuttled.

[naomi24]

// You will need to be home 24/7 and have experience of curtain peeping, your curtains must be of the blackout type, and the old net curtain for daytime peeping, should you not have either a voucher can be claimed for Dunelm.//

No doubt who's come up with that^ one.

[SparklyKid]

Or not scuttled as the case may be.

[SparklyKid]

There was me looking forward to a bit of rumpy pumpy at 74, well, it is only three doors away.

[teacake44]

Be aware it can also damage your eyesight, so do a test drive first. :0)

[aelmpvw]

sadly this new law isn't going to affect me one iota

[naomi24]

Blimey sparklykid! Three doors away and social distancing maintained? I'm impressed! :o)

[Barsel]

SparklyKid The old ones are the best.:-)

[gulliver1]

T/c 11.14, Should have gone to Baby Savers.

[dannyk13]

TC.No mention of sex in the new Act,suggest you read this:-

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf
Para 6.

[woofgang]

some people just have one track minds and should get their brains out of the dirt. The new rules are about doing things that risk the spread of the virus by being in each others houses without good reason and failing to socially distance when there is a good reason.

[Ellipsis]

> The new rules are about doing things that risk the spread of the virus by being in each others houses without good reason

You have a pass then, SparklyKid!

[ToraToraTora]

do you have a link to this revelation?

[dannyk13]

TTT see @11.22

[teacake44]

11.28, not sad woofy, just still have a sense of humour, and you? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist a peep at my thread TTT :0)

[ToraToraTora]

so, more BS political point scoring from TC then! Right oh!

[youngmafbog]

Excellent to see Boris alone writes our laws!

[teacake44]

11.43 I can't see it yet, I need to test my eyes, going for a drive later, will get back hopefully.

[teacake44]

11.46 You need an early night now and then TTT, it will do you good. :0)

[ToraToraTora]

TC: " I knew you wouldn't be able to resist a peep at my thread TTT :0) " - peep? Highlight of my day waiting for your latest unsubstantiated go at Boris! You are not on the ignore list anyway so not sure why I wouldn't be looking.