Hi again Chris. These computer applications work in mysterious ways. The following is what I get when I go to Help and type in Watermark then search.
Add a watermark to a printed document
To print a watermark, you must insert it into a header or footer. The watermark is printed wherever you place it on the page � it doesn't have to be confined to the area at the top or bottom of the page.
On the View menu, click Header and Footer.
On the Header and Footer toolbar, click Show/Hide Document Text to hide the text and graphics in the main document.
Insert a graphic � a drawing object such as an AutoShape, clip art, WordArt, or picture � or insert a text box.
On the Header and Footer toolbar, click Close.
Ah well - as long as we succeed, that is the fun of computing.