What's under your desk?

[Champagne]

I just dropped something and it fell under my desk, so I had to crawl down there to retrieve it. During my search, I managed to find 2 raisins, a paperclip, the front page of a PowerPoint presentation, a portal to another dimension and one of my work colleagues who's been missing for 6 weeks.

What's under your desk?

[Craig007]

My feet!

[Panic Button]

A stash from last nights bank job. I'm just waiting for the heat to die down.

[fairkatrina]

A christmas tree....I really need a clearout!

[sense4all]

Someone who did not follow my instructions to the letter. No smell yet - who knew my cobbled together home elmbalming kit of a hollow bic biro and photocopier spirits would be soooooo effective!

[whiskeysheri]

My bin (minus some crisps that were there yesterday!), wires, a few balls of paper, some crumbs, one mouse-trap and hundreds of mouse droppings (and plenty of wee, I would imagine!). *heave*

[whiskeysheri]

Oh, and a spider as big as my cat.

[smudge]

My cold feet!

[dot.hawkes]

well i am actually at the breakfast bar in the kitchen as i am on a day off, and judging by what i can see under there, i should be doing some housework not downloading tunes on here. I will have to get around to it soon lol

[Psychick]

Did you have to make me look???

It looks like a hurricane has come to a stop and dropped all it's debris right under my desk! lol

Shoes, wires, fairy lights?!, more wires, wow ...I have a sewing box??

[mccfluff]

a bin, pair of boots, pair of wedges, pair of flip flops (?) 2 key cabinets, my computer a stray receipt that i needed for last months credit card rec, a chip and one of those wet wipe sachet things and a bottle of windscreen wash

no wonder there's no room for my feet!

[nutgoneflake]

I'm sitting at the dining table at home, so there is a multitude of lego, the label off a Fanta bottle that one son was wearing as a bracelet yesterday, some Frosted Shredded Wheat crumbs, and a red wine stain from when a stuffed toy dog was hurled across the room at Sunday lunch a few weeks ago and landed on top of a half full glass, knocking it all over the wall and carpet. And my bare feet!!

[Sasha13]

My vibrator. And they think I asked for the modesty boards at work because I was shy. No siree - a little extra curricular entertainment for me when I'm on a boring conference call!!

[Baby Jane]

Shergar and Lord Lucan

[warpig3]

warpig1 and warpig2, thats where they got to!

[warpig3]

LOL BJ, good one.

[tiny e.a]

Ah, the Fanta label bracelet, classic and chic. Excellent taste.

There are some wires and ten feet under my desk.Four shod in black, six in brown.

[whiskeysheri]

Ah, and my last Digestive. *sob*

I won't pick it up and blow it off, I'll leave it for Bert... the spider.

[Psychick]

I used to prefer the coca cola bracelet or the sprite one myself........orange never was my colour.

[nutgoneflake]

There WAS a shoe made from the big label off a caffeine-free Diet Coke bottle too, but that must be under someone's bed, or stuck to the side of the bath or something. It's definitely not under this table anyway. All the REALLY great stuff gets lost in this house...............