I would burn all Shakespeare's 'works' ha ha in public. They have brought untold suffering to endless generations of schoolkids. That turd and his Jacques and worlds of stages all over the midlands infested by Rosalinds and mewling puking infants.
I'd say that was taking things a little too far but it wouldn't kill them to stick some Ben Jonson along with Shakespeare on the national curriculam. Give the little blighters something to talk about.
But I think trashing Shakespeare altogether would be an overeaction.
And what would this fishy thing do with:
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Whilst the newts were eating marmalade.