I am leaving

[whiffey]

No this is not just another waste of time. I have fallen in love with another ABer. I have offered marriage, so far though the best I have got is ' Sod off you creep ' (this is all on MSN, can prove). I can't cope, well not as whiffey anyway, so I am leaving. Feel free not to answer this question, feel free to ostracise me and make me feel more desolate than I already do. It would MAKE MY DAY if this question got no answers at all, it would prove how much you all hate me. But, oh my love, occasional body odour, we can overcome these things.

[bobtheturkey]

you used to be funny

[dot.hawkes]

can i be a flower girl at the wedding please? June is a good month for marriage.

[cazzz1975]

change your pants and start again whiffey..

hope this helps x

[legend758duo]

how many folk have you proposed to now whiffey??

[dot.hawkes]

he's a bit like Fred Elliott i say he's a bit like fred elliott

[legend758duo]

dead???

[dot.hawkes]

you obviously never watch corrie

[cazzz1975]

lol @ dot, I got it :D

[legend758duo]

freds dead tho

[dot.hawkes]

yeeeeeeeeessssssss but he is also the character on the street ......oh cazzzz you tell it I sound like a tele addict!!!

[legend758duo]

i thot dev alahan was more of a ladies man
a kid in every shop lol

[clairey-s]

I did NOT call you a creep. What I actually said was 'sod off you creepy lunatic' =D

[bobtheturkey]

is nora batty still in it

[cazzz1975]

maybe you should rephrase it to

thats what fred elliot said before he died I said thats what fred elliot said before he died...

[MONTCRIEFF49]

you no wat m.s n stands for


MORE STINKING NUTS

[Lucy Thomas]

Well, we finally agree on something. Everybody does hate you. You are a sad, lonely, bitter loser and I will miss you about as much as a dose of thrush.

[cazzz1975]

I thought it was Miserable Sods Network?

[clairey-s]

"as much as a hole in the head" would have done fine, Lucy! x

[legend758duo]

thomas you been going with dirty women again??

[dot.hawkes]

and so will everyone else so there