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RATTER15 | 12:56 Thu 18th Dec 2014 | Jokes
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I took a painting I found in my loft to the Antiques Roadshow. The expert inspected it and said...
"You have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, haven't you?"
"Yes I have," I said excitedly.
"He wouldn't have wiped his *** with this cheap ***."
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Corny.
12:58 Thu 18th Dec 2014
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just checked, he painted several wheatfields but no cornfields so i'll take that back.
13:02 Thu 18th Dec 2014
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I haven't heard that one - mind you, neither did Vincent...


The reason why Vincent Van Gogh was so famous was because of his ears.
Which, coincidentally, is the same reason for Tony Blair.

13:02 Thu 18th Dec 2014

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