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What Does Your Sign Say?
Hassan and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London .
Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'
Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'
Hassan shows Habib his sign.
It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'
They beg in different areas of London .
Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'
Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'
Hassan shows Habib his sign.
It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'
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