Just been out to Porthtowan (Togo-land, as to holidays) to pick up the Order of Service cards for my god-daughter's wedding in ten days - they are now en route to London.
Coming back through the lanes, we went through Mount Hawke. Driving into the village someone had carefully whitened out the village road sign Under 'Mount Hawke' it read 'Please d i e carefully in the Village.'
Probably the most stolen roadsign in Kent, saw it when on holiday with Mr & Mrs B. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54061000/jpg/_54061033_54061032.jpg
Once saw a sign pointing out an almost invisible desert track in Israel - the villages name was Gerofit - maybe their equivalent of keep off the grass.