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I Sold
I sold my car in the local newspaper today. The man that bought it spent three hours unwrapping it.
As a therapist, I have found that the most difficult patients are magicians. They never reveal their secrets.
I wonder what the Cambridge University Netball Team shorten their name to.
I was invited to play golf by some mates yesterday. Having never played before, they said I would need to buy a club. It’ll be the last time I play though. The shots were very awkward to play, and by the 5th, it kept sliding out of my hand as the chocolate melted.
I am getting a bit sick of eating boiled eggs with soldiers every morning. I can’t wait to leave the Army.
A man was arrested for stealing the gold leaf off trophies, but was later released due to lack of evidence. He showed no sign of guilt.
My friend is a Ski instructor, he teaches people to eat yoghurts safely.
Since winning the lottery, the amount of people I have caught swimming across my moat at my castle to try and come and ask me for money has been unbelievable. I can’t believe the lengths some people will go to.
Had trouble getting into the front door of my local high street pharmacy the other day. I think I’m getting too big for my Boots.
As a therapist, I have found that the most difficult patients are magicians. They never reveal their secrets.
I wonder what the Cambridge University Netball Team shorten their name to.
I was invited to play golf by some mates yesterday. Having never played before, they said I would need to buy a club. It’ll be the last time I play though. The shots were very awkward to play, and by the 5th, it kept sliding out of my hand as the chocolate melted.
I am getting a bit sick of eating boiled eggs with soldiers every morning. I can’t wait to leave the Army.
A man was arrested for stealing the gold leaf off trophies, but was later released due to lack of evidence. He showed no sign of guilt.
My friend is a Ski instructor, he teaches people to eat yoghurts safely.
Since winning the lottery, the amount of people I have caught swimming across my moat at my castle to try and come and ask me for money has been unbelievable. I can’t believe the lengths some people will go to.
Had trouble getting into the front door of my local high street pharmacy the other day. I think I’m getting too big for my Boots.
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