Club Points

[Bazile]

I was on a flight the other day .
Sitting next to me was this young lady , who kept looking me .

She leaned over and asked if I would like to join the Mile high club

I told her that I wasn't a frequent flyer so I wouldn't get the chance to collect enough points to make it worth my while

[murraymints]

lol

[Old_Geezer]

Been watching Frasier ?

[Bazile]

No - have you ?

[Old_Geezer]

Was on this morning. You can probably catch the joke again on +1.

[Bazile]

:-)

[Bazile]

My smiley was to Old Geezer

[Patsy33]

You were out on a wing there Baz...

[Bazile]

I was committed and about to rotate .

[Voltage]

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.
Rear toilet? He suggests.
Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says.
Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
But a sharp-eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realises what they are up to. So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.
“To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet: we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.”
[And what were you thinking?!]

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Lol!!

[DTCwordfan]

that's a mouthful, volty....

[Bazile]

And of course old geezer is correct ( I did re-jig it , though )
Watch this space for some more from Frasier

[Hopkirk]

I applied to join, but my application was refused.

(true story)

[Hopkirk]

Oh, and by the way, it should be called the seven mile high club.

At a mile high, the seat belt sign is still on.