Vocation

[Chipchopper]

A schoolboy who dreamed of becoming a game warden in a safari park in Africa finally achieved his life's ambition, after years of longing and saving every penny for the trip.

He loved his job so much, he worked all the hours under the sun and didn't even take any annual leave for many years.

When he did eventually take some leave, went to his doctor for a check up and everything was all well and good,
While in the surgery, he took the opportunity to ask the Dr : "is it possible for a man fall head over heals in love with an elephant and for the elephant to love him back unconditionally ?".
Dr : "No, that's totally ridiculous".

Young man : "well, do you know anyone who would like to buy a very large engagement ring ?".

[Patsy33]

He sounded genuine or ivory he's mad?!..

[retrocop]

He wont get far with that bull!

[Chipchopper]

Tsk tsk :-))