Belgium

marval | 17:11 Fri 13th Nov 2020 | Jokes

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I popped into a travel agent and said, "I am thinking of going to Belgium."

The assistant responded "Antwerp?"

I said, "No, he doesn't want to go."

I have just watched a film about a man who broke his arm and then broke his leg.

The casting was brilliant.

To pass the time on a wet lockdown day I have been making a hotel entirely out of cheese biscuits

It is good but it is hardly the Ritz.

My friend has just lost her job as a dermatologist.

She was handed her E45.

Bored Housewife

Kharma ?

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Chipchopper

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I especially liked the Antwerp one, which inspired me to think of this : I popped into a travel agent and said "Im thinking of taking a short break in Belgium. The assistant responded "Brussels" ?. I said "yes please and throw in some onions and carrots, while you're about it".

18:08 Fri 13th Nov 2020

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Chipchopper

I especially liked the Antwerp one, which inspired me to think of this :
I popped into a travel agent and said "Im thinking of taking a short break in Belgium.

The assistant responded "Brussels" ?.

I said "yes please and throw in some onions and carrots, while you're about it".