Zoo

[Rondy]

A zoo-keeper at Chester zoo was wandering around the zoo when he heard this almighty, ear-splitting scream. He rushed over to the small animals section and he saw this bloke with a deathly white face, shaking like a jelly. "What's the matter," he asks, "Are you alright?"
The bloke spluttered, "Two squirrels have just run up my trouser legs."
"No need to worry," said the zoo-keeper, "They won't hurt."
"What do you mean, don't worry?," he screamed, " I heard one of the say, "Shall we crack them now or save 'em for winter?"