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Rondy | 16:57 Sun 25th Jun 2023 | Jokes
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I once decided to have a holiday in the USA. I needed to go to their embassy for a visa.
Officer: "Where to in America sir?"
Me: "San Jose."
Officer: "It's pronounced as San Hosey sir. The J is pronounced as an H in the USA."
Me: "Oh, Okay."
Officer: "So how long do you plan to be in the USA?"
Me: "From Hanuary to Hune or Huly."
My Visa was rejected.
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