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How to win a car
The commercial traveller was driving in the country and decided to stop at a pub for something to eat. Being by himself on the road he fancied a bit of company so when he saw a pub with a full car park he stopped.
However, when he went in he was confused to find himself the only customer.
As the Landlord served him he asked why the car park was full yet no-one in. "Oh, they are all mine" said the Landlord. "Customers insist that they can do better than my six-year old son and wager their cars!". He calls his wife and son and says "Little Jimmy can do three tricks with my wife, and I challenge the customer to copy"
Now, thinks the salesman, this is a pub and in pubs people drink too much. But I do not drink, I only come in for the company so I am sober. So he decides to go for it.
"Right", says Landlord, "Jimmy, show the gentleman you first trick". Whereupon, the little boy goes to his mum - an absolutely gorgeous Blonde with a figure to die for - and proceeds to kiss he with amazing fervour.
The salesman looks on bewildered but eagerly takes his turn and makes the most of it. Snogging the face off the blonde who seemed to enjoy it.
The little Jimmy does his second trick. This consists of slowly, seductively removing her bra, fondling and kissing her breats and nipples. The saleman can`t wait for his turn almost gets carried away in his passion.
Then, "Now" said Landlord to Jimmy "Show him your third trick"
SO little Jimmy,
takes his little willy out of his trousers
and
bends it over.
However, when he went in he was confused to find himself the only customer.
As the Landlord served him he asked why the car park was full yet no-one in. "Oh, they are all mine" said the Landlord. "Customers insist that they can do better than my six-year old son and wager their cars!". He calls his wife and son and says "Little Jimmy can do three tricks with my wife, and I challenge the customer to copy"
Now, thinks the salesman, this is a pub and in pubs people drink too much. But I do not drink, I only come in for the company so I am sober. So he decides to go for it.
"Right", says Landlord, "Jimmy, show the gentleman you first trick". Whereupon, the little boy goes to his mum - an absolutely gorgeous Blonde with a figure to die for - and proceeds to kiss he with amazing fervour.
The salesman looks on bewildered but eagerly takes his turn and makes the most of it. Snogging the face off the blonde who seemed to enjoy it.
The little Jimmy does his second trick. This consists of slowly, seductively removing her bra, fondling and kissing her breats and nipples. The saleman can`t wait for his turn almost gets carried away in his passion.
Then, "Now" said Landlord to Jimmy "Show him your third trick"
SO little Jimmy,
takes his little willy out of his trousers
and
bends it over.
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