Intimate Piercings

[Jeffro]

How do people with intimate piercings get through airport security?

[Lakitu]

LOL!!

The sensor sometimes goes off, sometimes it doesn't. If it does, the security just frisk you (over your clothes) and are happy enough I'm not hiding a gun.

[Buenchico]

In order to trigger the metal detectors, there would have to be a fairly large (and probably highly uncomfortable) piece of metal inserted into the piercing. I can usually leave my belt (with a fairly large metal buckle) and watch on without triggering the sensors. The thought of carrying an even larger amount of metal in an 'intimate' place brings tears to my eyes! ;-)

Chris

[Lakitu]

And mine LOL

[joggerjayne]

Did Prince Albert have a Prince Albert?

[Lakitu]

I'm ashamed to admit I've wondered the same LOL

[Ethel]

Yes he did.

It was to save any embarrassing lumps and bumps from appearing in his trousers.

[joggerjayne]

Did it work?

How does a ring in the end of your willy reduce (rather than increase) the lumps and bumps?

Did he use the ring to tie his willy out of the way, between his legs or something?

[Ice.Maiden]

Strapped it round his ankle jayen. Think they call it tagging these days. : )

[Ethel]

Yes, with a length of ribbon.

Of course, all this could be an urban myth - there are no photos or PA wearing a pa

[Ice.Maiden]

Oops - sorry. Couldn't type for laughing.

[trt]

I cant understand why people, male or female would have these metal things inserted in their private parts.

Maybe it gives them a sexual pleasure when making love!

[Ice.Maiden]

Think they're supposed to trt, but what if somone's PA was dirty?? Eeeewww.....

[Ethel]

That's the idea, trt

Apparently, but I'd run a mile.

[joggerjayne]

It can't have been very comfortable.

So, the Prince Consort ...

... used to have the tip of his willy tied to his ankle with a piece of ribbon?

I bet he used to walk REALLY carefully.

[Ethel]

Not his ankle - round his thigh.

[joggerjayne]

There's a shop in Kemp Town that sells willy rings.

(more useful info from Jayne)

[LoftyLottie]

Can someone please explain why the sensors go off 9 times out of ten when I go through airport security with nothing whatsoever metal on my person or my clothing. I am fed up with being frisked!

[joggerjayne]

no.kno ... my key's under the flower pot.