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[Rondy]

Finances are getting really tight in our house.

The wife had to sell a kidney to buy the kids school uniforms.

If things get any worse I shall have to consider cancelling my Sky Sports package!
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I have an evil masterplan:

I'm going to drill a huge hole through the moon and thread a massive piece of string through it.

Then, I will finally be able to conker the world.
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Its nice how hot sexy women drive cute little cars.........

Which reminds me the road tax is due on the wife's transit van!
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My flight back from Gibraltar to Glasgow has just been cancelled…

Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place!
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