Came on here ten years ago to the day to ask about my toiIet cistern - got great answers and been here ever since! ProbIem is, after ten years my toiIet cistern is now again making a noise Iike the Queen Mary - I know what the probIem is this time thanks to AB!
Never be worried by a toilet 'making a noise like the Queen Mary' AFTER you've been sitting on it. It's only when you hear such a noise WHILE you're sitting on it that there's cause for concern (and for a consultation with Sqad!)
I'm aIways amazed at the range of knowIedge on here - I think my favourite has to be when I asked about train/bus times in FinIand and I was given such good advice that I was abIe to catch my fIight on time by getting off a stop earIier!