Chavviest Childrens Names

[smurfchops]

Since watching the dreaded Jeremy Kyle over the past couple of days, what are the worst chavviest names that so called parents call their children? I have to start off with Jayden and Kayden...

[Jackdaw33]

There is, or was, a pub in Richmond N Yorks called the Bishop Blaise.

[eanceoil]

probably took name from the saint Jackdaw 33

[jourdain2]

Back to OP (sorry). 'Ethan' was always associated (in schools in which I taught) with a problematical child. I pleaded with my daughter not to call my grandson 'Ethan', but her husband won. :(

Guess what? He is a big problem in school, only 6 yrs. old and up before the Head for biting another pupil - would you believe? Stomps off saying 'I hate rules'. I think that if they had called him James, Charles, almost anything else, things might have been easier!

[zebo]

Being a teacher or ex-teacher is always a problem, names carry unfortunate memories, I never taught an intelligent Wayne for example.

[Marshwarble]

That's self fulfilling prophecy though.

[waiglet]

I have heard of a girl named La-a

It is pronounced Ladasha, ie you pronounce the punctuation! What The Funicular!!!!!!!

[Tilly2]

Is that la as in 'lager', or la as in 'laddish'?

[tamborine]

How about Dick Khunt (maori) & Juanca (spain)...I hate addressing them

[corylus]

Have to add what these kids would think of our assumed names on this site!

[melv16]

I find Karen very chavvy. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

You know how to make your life hard Melv.

[Mamyalynne]

Has anyone considered that these are not just children's names?

They will grow up and may be your bank manager or surgeon one day ;-)

[grasscarp]

First time I looked at this thread - so I was reading page one and saw Mamya mention Tyler. On the radio once I heard someone say - Watt Tyler - a fifteenth century kitchen fitter Which guide!

[ummmm]

And the sad thing is my parents didn't even name me. I was named by a midwife!!!

[Mamyalynne]

I had plenty grief too, born 1953 - Mum's name - Vera and she named me Lynne.

Swore it had nothing to do with the lovely lady. hmmmm

[pixie374]

Lucky she wasn't a fan of Lady Gaga:-)

[Mamyalynne]

True, she's a bit of a mouthful.

[joko]

i dont have an issue with the names themselves, most of them are perfectly nice sounding words - but some do conjure up preconceived ideas of who and what the parents are.
This doesn't mean the names themselves are bad - just that they 'seem' to be of a certain 'type' of person - we all know chavs exist and they have to name their kids.

i dont mind any names really - even the supposedly 'weird' ones that celebs choose
but recently there was a child, in america i think, named Hashtag ...
which is think is a bit ... urgh ... but mainly just because it is an 'ugly' word in itself ... if you get me - it doesnt sound nice, it doesnt mean anything nice.
its kind of an 'on trend' joke name - which makes it kind of daft