Where

[weecalf]

Is says on a medication I'm taking for the flu dilute to taste where am I gonna get an old musical instrument at this time of night ?

[Mamyalynne]

I could play you a tune on the spoons whilst you take it.


Feel better soon.

[sandyRoe]

You don't need a lute. Is there not an old banjo about the place?

[tonyav]

I can play the bones.

[cupid04]

Cos tunes help you breathe more easily......

[Mamyalynne]

If you have flu, what are you doing up at this time?

Bed,now!!

[shoota]

You could use a chitarrone instead...

[weecalf]

Accordian to label it has to be a lute

[shoota]

There are obviously strings attached.

[scorpiojo]

Stop harping on

[shoota]

It takes pluck to make jokes as bad as these...

[shoota]

And a resolute mind.

[scorpiojo]

Does it taste viol, weecalf?

[weecalf]

it's the guitar which is the bother

[shoota]

Honest, I'm not a lyre.

[weecalf]

Its my own fault I'm sorry l let the neighbour in he known a Tam the bore

[shoota]

Have you not got an old organ you could use?

[anneasquith]

Ooft @ shoota !!!;!!(!