A Male Fairy Story

[retrocop]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
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> "Will you marry me?"
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> The Princess immediately said, "No!"
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> And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
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> and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
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> and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
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> and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard whingeing
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> and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
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> kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
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> blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
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> and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
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> and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
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> The End.
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> Told you it was a Fairy Tale
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[stuey]

Retro, I have no recollection whatsoever of authorizing you to author my biography.

[clyde59]

Lol

[Hopkirk]

He sounds a nasty piece of work.

[Togo]

It was only a fairy tale after.... and he had tons of money in the bank,

[retrocop]

//He sounds a nasty piece of work.//

Lol. But happy in his work I am sure!! :-)

[retrocop]

Stuey
I mentioned no names my fairy prince !! :-)