....that I cannot say for the life of me......They are in my head as clear as a bell....they come out of my mouth as utter rubbish.
Aluminium.....luckily I can mostly use tin foil...
Balearic......I holiday elsewhere....
Lillian.......My friend Lillian just thinks I have a stammer.....
Ensemble........And unfortunately I had to introduce, to an audience, a shed load of ensembles recently.........
I once had a client who could not say "codicil" and kept calling it "crocodile". How I managed to keep a straight face I shall never know. My solicitor's parting shot to me when I said I'd send him an attendance note was "make it snappy, then".......
In the Bolton area, it was common to hear chimbley for chimney and my late Dad always said ashphalt and prectinct for asphalt and precinct. In the 60s my dear Mother could never get her tongue round Unilateral Declaration of Independence and I'm ashamed to say that we teased her mercilessly about it.