Huh...you think that's bad.....I offered to cook for a friend tonight....sliced through my thumb peeling the first potato and the friend had to take over the cooking.....I was gutted......;-)
Make yourself a honey & lemon drink (with a splash of whiskey if desired), take two paracetamol then retire to your sofa, reciting the mantra "sod Royal Mail."
//I have a rotten sore throat and the Royal Mail website is inaccessible //
Never mind that, my local curry mahal is closed without a word of explanation or advice as to how I am going to get my last fix of curry before I depart for France....
Oh shoota I hope you have managed to find a decent curry
They are hard to come by and should be cherished should you find one
Now tell me more about your life in France