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maggiebee | 22:27 Fri 25th Mar 2016 | Jokes
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Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
It's true.......when did you last eat a monkey?
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Well I had a gr ape this morning.
22:30 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Had a steak from a griller, today, if that counts.
22:31 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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when did you last eat a monkey?


Is that a howler?
22:46 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Svejk > Had a steak from a griller

Then did you say to yourself 'time for ma caque'? :(
23:06 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Or a nice mug of Capuchino
23:09 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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I'm tired ... Tamarin bed.
23:10 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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It's DIY tomorrow must get my mandrill out.
23:13 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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I saw an ape wearing designer gear today : Barbary
23:16 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Monkeys have been known to squirrel bananas away.
23:30 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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More bizarrely,a colony of monkeys were seen with postage stamps on the Falkland Islands. More commonly known as Stanley Gibbons....
23:33 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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There's some monkey business going on here...............................
09:03 Sat 26th Mar 2016
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Im having a raw scabby monkey for dinner today!
09:12 Sat 26th Mar 2016

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