Paint

[marval]

A man got his house painted.

When the painters were done they handed him the bill.

He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for the paint, just labour.

He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for the paint?"

The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."

[frugalfred]

That put a nice gloss on things!

[marval]

I was thinking, I must brush up my joke telling skills.

[Patsy33]

How do you know it's not a white wash?

[frugalfred]

Good job they didn't get stuck oh!

[marval]

Well I shall be eating al fresco tonight

[frugalfred]

If they yodelled at the end. then you've got a Tyrolean finish!

[frugalfred]

I saw a play once about house-painting - it had a very rough cast.

[DTCwordfan]

groannnnnn

bit like the carpenter who got board with working on floors.

[helmsman]

Hope he didn't get too emulsional

[marval]

It has got a little cold, I am just wondering how many coats to put on

[Shaglene]

Were you given the brush off.............

[Chipchopper]

Talking of how many coats, I think some one should get theirs :-)

[marval]

Alright Chipchopper, I will get mine

[Patsy33]

Make sure it's dry!...