ChatterBank0 min ago
How Embarrassing...
I have just narrowly avoided going to court and being put on the sex offenders' register.
I live in sheltered accommodation. This afternoon I had a visit from the police who said an elderly lady opposite, newly arrived, had rung them to complain that I was constantly exposing myself to her. The officer explained that when he visited her he could find nothing amiss.
"No," said the lady, "in order to see it you have to go into the kitchen, climb on the chair, jump onto the bench and then on top of the fridge. From an angle of 90 degrees you can see his willy. I should know, I've been up there all morning".
I live in sheltered accommodation. This afternoon I had a visit from the police who said an elderly lady opposite, newly arrived, had rung them to complain that I was constantly exposing myself to her. The officer explained that when he visited her he could find nothing amiss.
"No," said the lady, "in order to see it you have to go into the kitchen, climb on the chair, jump onto the bench and then on top of the fridge. From an angle of 90 degrees you can see his willy. I should know, I've been up there all morning".
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