Difficult Decision.... :-(

[gness]

You're at the theatre....in the loo when you hear the two minute interval is over bell.....

You quickly pull up the zip on your trousers...black....and can't straighten up.....you are bent double.....

Have you been taken ill.....having some sort of seizure?!

No....you have caught the fine, dangly chains on the brand new necklace in the teeth of the zip......Yes, I know there are worse things to catch in a zipper....and the zip now won't budge.....

So......do you break the necklace.....or return to your seat looking like The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Isn't life difficult at times....... :-(

[Bathsheba]

I've got a pair of jeggings with a side zip.....love them ;)

Baths
x x x

[gness]

No lumps and bumps, Baths.....nice flat front.....x

[Bathsheba]

Yep! ;)

x x

[Caran]

Don't do zips. Elastic waists rule ok!!

[david small]

Remember the zip scene in "there's something about Mary?"

[gness]

Getting there, Caran!

Don't know that, David...I'll bet it's fruity though.......☺

[stuey]

Gness, I see now that I have a BA majoring in "Ladies zippered trousers versus necklaces". I feels right educated now, like:)

[gness]

There you go, Stuey..... eh?.....☺

You made me smile....I talk, walk and sing in my sleep and one night MrG's laughter woke me up.....I was sitting bolt upright singing that song in my sleep......he never let me forget it.....☺

[stuey]

That's nice.

[gness]

Mmmm....maybe not if you heard my singing voice...or lack of...x

[seekeerz]

You out without your minder ....again !! Gness I despair of you xxx

[gness]

Hi, Seek.....the theatre folk have decided to give him a special pass so he can accompany me in future.....should be fun in the tiny cubicles...... ☺

[aelmpvw]

i suppose that after reading that paper clip tip for putting on jewellery you were dressed up like mr t

[gness]

To the nines, Ael........I made more noise than the Ukulele Orchestra....☺