Here's another one.

[David H]

Looking through playground songs via the link here, I saw another 'blast from the past' based on the Beverly Hillbillies. But mine was different, and I only remember parts, This here's a story 'bout a man named Jed, couldn't find a toilet so he used his hat instead, couldn't find no paper... etc. Can anyone finish it for me?

[David H]

Just found a similar one under 'Fred', but still like to hear other versions. http://www.lyons.mcmail.com/playgroundsongs/ pres
s the m for man named Fred