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shorts to wear?
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what shorts should i purchase now that summer is upon us in order for me to attract the ladies by way of my milky white somewhat pimply and hairy legs, i noticed a lovely pair of white tennis shorts today but they were 2 sizes too small and yet seemed to make certain things more pronounced when i tried them on, also do women find sandals attractive on a man in a virile kind of way?
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First of all Bob, when we do get the first rays of sun - make sure you wear a short sleeved �V� necked shirt and long shorts with NO sunscreen until you�re nicely lobster pink on the exposed areas. This will give you an all over �idiot tan� as used by many Brits abroad.
Then simply switch to your usual string vest, normal size tight shorts - thus showing your �contours� calf length socks(pulled up obviously) and your sandals.
Trust me, you�ll knock �em bandy!
Knotted hankie on the head is optional���.
Then simply switch to your usual string vest, normal size tight shorts - thus showing your �contours� calf length socks(pulled up obviously) and your sandals.
Trust me, you�ll knock �em bandy!
Knotted hankie on the head is optional���.