Why So Big?

[marval]

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized sexual organs.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."

[tonyav]

So the doctor got the grasp of it then, marval.

[Patsy33]

Poor mother had her hands full!

[Quoi]

V.good .... I am on the naughty step because my thoughts drifted to their five sisters...

[-SharonA-]

Lol!!

[frugalfred]

Had she pulled too hard it would have been a case of willy-nilly!