The Old Ones Are The Best

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A man dies and is sent to Hell
Satan meets him and shows him doors to three rooms and says he must choose one to spend eternity in
In the first room people are standing in *** up to their necks
The man says, No way let me see the next room
In the second room, people are standing in *** up to their noses the man says no again
Finally Satan opens the third room
People are standing with *** up to their knees drinking tea and eating biscuits
The man says, I'll pick this room
Satan says Ok and starts to leave then the man wades his way through the *** and starts pouring some tea
On the way out Satan yells, OK you lot, tea break’s over

Everyone back on your heads!’

[Old_Geezer]

Don't know about the best, that seems to be a crap joke.