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Pet Frog
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."
The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry." So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince.
Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead!)
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."
The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry." So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince.
Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead!)
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That reminds me of this one!
A lady is passing a pet shop when she sees a frog in the window with a price ticket saying £100.
Wondering how a frog can be so expensive she goes in to ask about it.
Well says the shopkeeper' this frog gives you oral sex on demand'
You just strip off and put the frog 'down there' and it gives you oral sex!
The lady pays for the frog and takes it home.
Next day she is back to complain the the frog did not 'do it's stuff'
The shopkeeper says that's strange I've never had a problem with a frog before,I'll come back with you and see what you are doing wrong.
So they go back to her house, she strips off and places the frog between her open legs. The frog does exactly nothing. The shopkeeper turns to the frog and says ''OK,This is the last time I show you what to do!''
A lady is passing a pet shop when she sees a frog in the window with a price ticket saying £100.
Wondering how a frog can be so expensive she goes in to ask about it.
Well says the shopkeeper' this frog gives you oral sex on demand'
You just strip off and put the frog 'down there' and it gives you oral sex!
The lady pays for the frog and takes it home.
Next day she is back to complain the the frog did not 'do it's stuff'
The shopkeeper says that's strange I've never had a problem with a frog before,I'll come back with you and see what you are doing wrong.
So they go back to her house, she strips off and places the frog between her open legs. The frog does exactly nothing. The shopkeeper turns to the frog and says ''OK,This is the last time I show you what to do!''
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