All The Moves!

[RATTER15]

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still effin celebrating!!"

[Chipchopper]

He must have been cock-a-hoop!