I'm Really Worried I Have Upset My...
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.My dad was drunk in charge of a bicylce about 10 years ago and the police found him in a ditch covered in thorns - they wante dto charge him, but all they could find in their laws was to fine him 2 shillings!
Ha ha!
I've heard the one about the welshman and bow and arrow a lot - that's funny!
Oh and in certain areas of the UK at the minute it is a prosecutable offence to hang england flags from your car/house as it may offend ethnic minorities. That's a strange law.
And on a lighter note apparently all swans on the thames are property of the queen, so killing one is basically treason!