ON

[X111]

I have heard many times recently that we must move On. Who is On? Why is he so obstructive? What will it take to move On? What will be the benefit if he is moved?

[Greedyfly]

HA HA

[Ewood27]

"He" could be a "she". People also frequently speak of moving Off, but that seems to be more easily achieved. It's all very strange. It's so easy to switch from On to Off and vice versa: it only takes a flick of the finger.

[flirty41]

Has everyone forgotten about Dawn? She has a rough time. She's always on the weather and news reports - mist and fog around Dawn, there was trouble around Dawn, etc!! :-)

[geofbob]

And what about move ahead? Whose head; is it On's, Off's or possibly Dawn's.

[sft42]

And what about the thing like this that never get's finished......you can't move mountains......mountains what?? and why can't you move it?

[bernardo]

Ewood27 is wrong. "On" is definitely a he, because "on" means "he" in Russian. It is necessary to move On regularly because he is bedridden, and prone to develop pressure sores otherwise. The benefit is to maintain circulation and prevent the onset of gangrene.

[Ewood27]

Bernardo, as a long-married man I'm used to being wrong - even when I'm not!
sft, Faith can move mountains. She must be a big girl.
Anyway, moving on is often the same as moving off. Therefore On = Off. Therefore the whole binary basis of computers (1 or 0) is a fallacy. Therefore computers are impossible. QED.
I thank you. For my prize I choose life membership of the Flat Earth Society.

[woofgang]

has anyone else got a round tuit? I have one that dates from the sixties, but I don't know why there is all the fuss about getting one

[Janetex]

Well, I don't know why I have to move On with my life, can't he get one of his own? I've been after a round tuit for years, but have faith no more, so I guess I'll just sign Offf before Dawn comes crashing in.