A Man In Court....

[10ClarionSt]

....and the judge asked him if he had anything to say before passing sentence. The man said "F*** All" The judge asked the clerk of the court "What did he say?" The clerk said "F*** All" The judge said "Oh, I'm sure he said something"

[paudiek]

A judge in an Irish court room was distracted by a prisoner who was chewing gum.The prisoner was handcuffed to a Garda.
The judge said to the Garda "Tell that man to stop masticating"
The Garda turned to the prisoner and said "Take your hands out of your pockets"