Di-arrhoea song

[David H]

Sorry to be gross, but when I was young there was a little song 'It's wet and it's runny and it's not very funny, di-arrhoea' etc. Does anyone know the other verses which I know exist but never discovered?

[shybearuk]

Try here for a list of different verses:

http://www.lyons.mcmail.com/playgroundsongs/d.htm

[David H]

Thanks Shybear, Great one there. I don't know how I managed to get this on people and plaves, I meant to put it in music, but I still got the answer in a few minutes. See music for one more playground song.

[Greedyfly]

I remeber that such rhyme!

[dotcom]

also : comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun...diarhoea.

[JohnPPotts]

Though they missed out the only line I remember: When you're swimming in the pool, And you feel something cool, Dia....

[savik2]

This is my 9-year-old nephew's favourite song at the moment - never thought I'd regret the passing of "The wheels on the bus..." But anyway, here are his contributions:- When you're driving down the street, and you're sliding in your seat... You've got it running down your trews, and it's filling up your shoes... If it's stinky, wet and hot, then it's likely that you've got... When you're sliding down a rail, and you leave a slimy trail...

[David H]

Fantastic stuff everyone, just shows, when it comes to poetry, the sky's the limit, or in this case, the bottom's the limit. Two brothers I knew used to sing this on holiday about 25 years ago and I'd only caught a few lines till now. You could say it was the business, you dung well, and I'll now stop while I'm behind.