Taffy, Jock and Paddy are chatting. Taffy says: "Women are so stupid. My wife has just bought a car and she can't evn drive!" Jock says: "That's nothing. My wife's on a diet and she's not even fat" Paddy says: "Thats nothing! my wife's taken 30 condoms to Benidorm and she's not even got a cochk...