A Break In.

[Patsy33]

Two Chinese men break into a distillery...One turns to the other and says, "Is it whiskey?"
He says."Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.".

[marval]

lol

[1ozzy]

Didn't know Elmer Fudd was Chinese ;-)

[1ozzy]

Trying to explain exchange rates to a Chinese friend I said "Fluctuations".

"Yeah, Same to you Aussies" he replied.

[Patsy33]

Oh Ozzy, at first I thought what! Then I laughed my head off! Good one....

[piggynose]

i was in his chinese restaurant a few years ago, i ordered the chicken, but found it tough to eat, so i called the waiter over, i said waiter this chicken is rubbery, he said thank you.

[1ozzy]

Good one piggy ;-)

[Patsy33]

What has 2 wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?

[1ozzy]

Patsy, Patsy, Pasty, shakes head and groans. :-))

[Patsy33]

Chinese worker: "Me not come to work, me sick." Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it." Chinese calls back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"

[1ozzy]

Nothing quite like fresh take-away.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/health-beauty-chinese_restaurant-chinese_takeaway-food_poisoning-upset_tummies-upset_stomachs-jbtn682_low.jpg

[waterboatman]

Paddy gets a job on a building site. He goes to the store to gets his donkey jacket and wellies. At lunch time he goes back carrying the wellies. The store man asks him what's wrong with them. He replies 'To be sure they're a fine pair of wellies, so they are. But do you have a pair with a longer piece of string'?