Whenever

[marval]

Whenever I’m in Italy I become a rickety old table.

I guess I’m just a hopeless Rome antique

[Patsy33]

Do legs go all wobbly?..

[frugalfred]

What a state Turin.

[-Talbot-]

Very good, Fred

[Patsy33]

Ol' Fred's a clever one isn't he? Can't compete!...

[frugalfred]

I find puns Assisi as pie, Patsy!

[-Talbot-]

Genoa what ... so do I

[marval]

Just trying to get a pisa the action Fred?

[frugalfred]

Good one, marval. Laughed so much I'll make a Messina moment.

[marval]

HaHa Fred, I am just going to have a slice of Genoa Cake

[frugalfred]

Are you all dressed up in your finery? Nothing like a bit of pomp, ay?

[Chipchopper]

Ol don't be s sicily

[frugalfred]

Don't give me the Elba, chipchopper!

[Chipchopper]

Can't see what all the COMOtion is all about

[marval]

Someone is just feeling CAPRIcious.

[zebo]

Ven is the end of these insults to Italy? I am making a Noto against your name and you, Sir, accuse I of defamation.