Amore

[marval]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned -
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange and our customs deranged -
That's our mores

When your horse munches straw and the bales total four -
That's some more hay.*

When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife -
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight -
That's Sa...mur...ai.

[Trevilino]

When a bald-headed bloke narrates you a joke
That's Al Murray