Odd Job Man.

[Patsy33]

I got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven.

[1ozzy]

Did you even pay him?

[Patsy33]

The odds were against him..

[waterboatman]

How very odd! :o}

[1ozzy]

Only half of what he is worth?

[waterboatman]

...or a halfwit!

[frugalfred]

007 obviously finished him off.

[Patsy33]

That arrangement didn't bond well....